(GOSSIP) Mr President! we love you but please can you just go away and NEVER to come back again! (Facebook user laments)

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Welcome Back Home Mr President.
Mr. President, while you were away, the Dollar depreciated.
Mr. President, while you were away, acting CJ #Onnoghen was confirmed the Chief Judge of the Federation.
Mr. President, while you were away, Nigerians protested without getting killed.
Mr. President, while you were away, Vice President Osibanjo visited and held meeting with Niger-Delta state and also visited southern Kaduna.
Mr. President, while you were away Rivers experienced the first peaceful election as no Military was sent to disrupt the will of the people.
Mr. President, while you were away, Tinubu showed interest in running for President only if you are not contesting.
Mr. President, while you were away, Acting President Osinbajo unified the country by visiting 5% voters and there was no family appointments.
Mr. President, while you were away Vice President Osibanjo performance impressed Nigerians that they wished he took over from you.
Mr. President, while you were away, the rigging department of APC/ INEC headed your niece was exposed to the world in Edo State.
Mr President, while you were away Pat Utomi and Charles Soludo gave their support for the release of #Nnamdi #Kanu and other illegally detained IPOB members.
Mr President, while you were away, Nigerians breathed a sigh of relief. There was less tension in the polity.
Mr president while you were away your wife Aisha expressed her opinion that Vice President Osibanjo was doing a great job as acting president and would do better as the President of Nigeria.
Mr President, while you were away, electricity generation and supply improved in Nigeria.
Mr President, while you were away, prices of goods especially food stuffs stablized for a while unlike what Nigerians had been experiencing before you got missing.
Mr President, while you were away, the Senate stopped your customs boss from harassing car owners whom they are forcing to pay import duty for their old vehicles due to their inefficiency at their duty posts.
Mr President, while you were away, your N500,000 bribe to a Federal Judge was revealed by your own lawyer who said that it was just a gift.
Mr President, while you were away, Nigerians both Christians and Muslims united in prayers for you for God to reward you according to your wickedness.
Honestly Mr President, while you were away, Prof. Osibanjo did a very good job as acting president as Nigerians now know that you are actually the problem of the nation.
Mr President! Mr president! We love you but please can you just go away while we continue to pray for you NEVER to come back again!

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